why do I smoke?

So I was asked to stay upstair in the library today to work. Pretty what I do upstair is to sit there and look fabulous (lol)... and writing blogs about "smoking", which I WAS pretty much against last year.
Anyway, enough introduction, I'm gonna cut to the chase with the argument:

There are 2 reasons I smoke:
1. Flavor (the vanilla cigarettes taste awesome and the smoke come out smell just like vanilla, and it's not disgusting at all)
2. An excuse to go outside get some fresh air. People will think you're crazy just going outside standing by yourself getting fresh air, right. So smoking makes it a perfect reason. Plus, you get to ask people to go out with you for a little chit-chat catching up on things. So I don't see anything wrong with that.

Some people might argue that smoking causes cancer. Well, eventhough it's true, I must say I don't plan to live a long life. I don't want to be a burden for my kids and of course I want to live till I'm old enough to still be able to have all my senses function (listening, talking, smelling, seeing, tasting, and so forth).
Anyway, in case you were wondering what the causes for death are. Here is a reference table of causes of death that have been studied and published in 2002.

FORMAL NAME	INFORMAL NAME	% ALL DEATHS
(1) Diseases of the heart	heart attack (mainly)	28.5%
(2) Malignant neoplasms	cancer	22.8%
(3) Cerebrovascular disease	stroke	6.7%
(4) Chronic lower respiratory disease	emphysema, chronic bronchitis	5.1%
(5) Unintentional injuries	accidents	4.4%
(6) Diabetes mellitus	diabetes	3.0%
(7) Influenza and pneumonia	flu & pneumonia	2.7%
(8) Alzheimer's Disease	Alzheimer's senility	2.4%
(9) Nephritis and Nephrosis	kidney disease	1.7%
(10) Septicemia	systemic infection	1.4%
(11) Intentional self-harm	suicide	1.3%
(12) Chronic Liver/Cirrhosis	liver disease	1.1%
(13) Essential Hypertension	high blood pressure	0.8%
(14) Assault	homicide	0.7%
(15) All other causes	other	17.4%

http://www.benbest.com/lifeext/causes.html

So it is likely that you will die because of one of these. Now pick your favorite as I have picked mine. (2)